Due to the impending apocalypse of super storm Hurricane Sandy, we at Movement Movement headquarters have made the hard decision to abandon our Mid-town Manhattan penthouse command center. While we are 50 floors up, we are still scared of flooding, in the basement, where we keep the rare handwritten archives of Movement Movement, back when we were a simple Chick Track spreading the gospel of left thinking and right movement standards.
We don’t really know what to expect in the coming days. What is clear is that this storm is going to turn a majority of the population on the eastern seaboard into zombies. This is the zombie apocalypse we have all been dreaming of. Thank god we’ve been preparing for this moment at our annual team building staff retreats, and through our regular book club rotation of World War Z.
We are relocating our center of operations to our Doomsday Bunker, previously featured in season 1 of the Discovery Channel cult hit Doomsday Bunkers.
We hope, that you , our loyal readers take all necessary precautions to protect yourselves from the super zombie storm (remember cut the head off).
Godspeed and Good luck,